Category Archives: patriotism

Donuts at 5 a.m.

I am in Phoenix on a book tour visiting several Tea Party Groups this week. I have lots of things to write about but couldn’t resist publishing this item from the road.

Being 3 times zones away from real life I get up very early and start my day way before the chickens get up.  I drive around and experience the best Columbian coffee I can find in what ever shop is open at 5am.  Today I found the Dunkin Donuts at  24th St near Wal-Mart.  I was followed in by seven of Phoenix’ Finest.
One of the officer’s saw my Manatee Tea Party shirt from the back  which says “Defend Your Constitution.”   He asked what I was doing in Phoenix and I told him I was speaking to Tea Party groups all week.  This lead to a litany of  questions and interesting discussions.
I  had seen a number of Grow Shops and I asked about them and they confirmed what I suspected:  medical marijuana.  (Everyone in Phoenix is now eligible for a disease. You just have to pick the right Doctor to diagnose what you want to have. )
 
I asked how it was working?  They said crime is up and requires more man power.  The growers are being raided by gangs who steal the  crops in the  houses. Also, since it is a “cash crop” they are not realizing any tax money from the legal shops.
I asked how the shops were established and was told me “the pot heads put the initiative on the ballot and it passed.”  Also he pointed out that the drug issue is controlled by Federal Law and they have limited authority to control the situation.
My tee shirt was right- we need to “Defend the Constitution.”

President Obama Attempts to Swim to Alcatraz

             Last week a secret meeting of the world’s nine economic super powers met in San Francisco. The meetings discussed the current policies of each nation and their plans for the future in the wake of the Global Turn-Off.   (In California that means Recession, “the Big R word,” Got it, Dude?  Wow!!!)

          As one of the planned closing events of the meeting, the nine leaders met at North Beach. The event: The Economic Leaders Swim to Alcatraz.  It was a nice sunny day for San Francisco, about 65 degrees. Mark Twain said, “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” In San Francisco, 65 degrees is considered a heat wave. What could they possibly know about Global Warming?

          As each Economic Leader lined up near the sandy beach they were handed a wet suit and swimming fins. They immediately prepared for the difficult swim in 49 degree water.  President Obama, the tallest and most youthful, lined up last. He was his usual 20 minutes late. He probably stopped for a cheese burger and fries with Michele out of sight of the media.

          He was handed a blind fold to hold while ankle weights were attached to his legs. His hands were tied behind his back. Looking at the others, he asked, “How can I get my wet suit on like this?”

         The reply was, “You won’t be getting a wet suit.” He said, “Hey, that water is 49 degrees I could freeze in that water if I don’t drown first.”  “Yes, we know,” said the organizer of the event.

          Obama looked around and noticed all the Economic leaders had not only wet suits but swimming fins. Obama yelled, “Hey, that’s not fair I can’t compete like this. I have weights on my legs, no wet suit, my hands are tied behind my back, and they are using flippers.”

          “Mr. President, you are exactly right. The other nations competing against you are swimming in the same treacherous, cold waters as you.  They are neither shackled nor blinded with the restraints that we have offered you.

          The rubber in their wet suits represents their maximizing the use of their natural resources. They do not have the weights of heavy handed government regulation. They are not handcuffed with Transportation, Energy, EPA, and Department of Homeland Security policies like America. They have flippers to aid them through the currents of the dangerous waters that await you. Your blindfold represents how you have developed your economic policies ignoring what history has taught you.”

          President Obama shouted out, “This isn’t fair. I have no chance of winning this way. I may even die.” 

       A reply came from someone wearing a zebra colored referee outfit.  “Now you know how the American people feel.” And he yelled, “On your Mark – Get Set – GOOOOOO.”

 

 

The Fourth of July: My Mother and Thomas Paine

       This holiday was born with the Declaration of Independence in 1776 which was written by my favorite patriot, Thomas Jefferson. This “season of independence” always reminds me of family and patriots.  Today’s story is about two unrelated patriots, my mother, Betty, and Thomas Paine.

       My mother was more than just my mother, she was my best friend. As she  declined in health I never missed a day with her except for business trips and very, very short vacations. Due to her failing health during the last seven years of her life, we never traveled very far from home or stayed away more than a few days.

       I remember growing up:  she and my father always had large 4th of July parties that lasted into the night when we watched the “Fireworks” at the high school a half mile away. My parents were the product of immigrants, and carried with them high moral character and a love of the opportunity of America. My mother was the one who did the moral teaching and my father Hans did the moral lecturing. Growing up, the only time I told a lie, I was caught. It never happened again. Today he would be accused of physical abuse.  I think what he did that day was set in place a brick of moral character.  On the much softer side, I was lectured on George Washington and the cherry tree. The thought of chopping down a cherry tree never entered my mind after the lesson I was taught that day.

       Betty’s last memory of Independence Day was that of calling 911 on one of her last 4th of Julys. We were on a short weekend trip and she had “one of her episodes” and wound up in the hospital.  After that she often said, “I will always remember the 4th of July because that was the day I called 911.”  One early morning the phone rang.  It was Betty and she demanded that I rush to her apartment. She lived  in an Assisted Living Facility about 5 minutes away. When  I asked why and she said, “Philip, just come.” When she called me “Philip” I knew it was urgent. I raced to her home and entered her small apartment.  I asked what was wrong.  She said, “Take me to the hospital, I can’t breathe.”  I put her in the car with her portable oxygen tank and we proceeded to the hospital.  She seemed better, maybe just because I was there.  In an attempt to make small talk I asked, “Why didn’t you call 911?” With a big smile on her face and a look of calmness she said, “I didn’t want to bother those nice boys again.” After that trip to the hospital she told all her friends that, “Philip is my 911.”  On our last 911 she never returned home again, she died on Easter 2001.  I am glad she never knew of September 11th that year.  That 911 would have upset her very deeply.  She was a patriot in her beliefs and her character. Today,  we still have 4th of July parties every year and for me it is Independence Day and “the Day my Mom Called 911.”

       Thomas Paine, the British born subject, came to America and became a patriot in only three years after his arrival in Philadelphia. He is best known for writing Common Sense, in January of 1776. It was a short publication that became the rallying cry for people to unite for independence.   Common Sense was written to solidify the sentiment for independence from a tyrannical ruler. It outlined the series of abuses and united the peoples of the various colonies.  Common Sense was the single largest publication in the history of America with over 150,000 copies distributed.

       Paine,  under the  fear of being charged with sedition, released the first printing anonymously as “A British friend”. Later printings took on various pen names. Paine struggled financially all of his life.  He never took a shilling for his work.  All profits he was offered from the best seller of independence went back into price reductions to distribute his book which turned the tide to prepare the colonists  for independence.

        Next Paine wrote The Crisis in December of 1776 which was the first of several articles promoting an American Revolution to defeat tyranny.   What was written in 1776 aptly applies today consistent with the series of abuses we are witnessing in our government. It starts with his most famous quote:

            “These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, the harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything it value.”

As you travel through your day, please think of a family member and some of the great men who gave us the reason to celebrate our freedom on this Independence Day.